Rey Reynoso, over on Theologica posted this humorous post on Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Here are some of the answers he posted.BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets
the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't
about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of
eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never
crash or need to be rebooted.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
And some theological responses...
EASTERN ORTHODOX: Because it was going back to its original historical, traditional confession.
CALVINISTS: Because it was predestined before the foundation of the
world to irresistibly be drawn to the beauty of the Other Side.
ARMINIANS: Because it fell from grace and it is impossible for it to stay on this side of the road.
PLYMOUTH BRETHREN: It was leaving the apostasy of the Chickens on This Side of the Road.
ECUMENICAL MOVEMENT: To meet with the Protestants on the Other Side.
DISPENSATIONALISTS: Because the Age on This Side had ended and God was saving it from the impending Wrath.
COVENANTALISTS: There are only Two Sides to the Road. By Faith its now on The Other Side.
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I printed this out and have read it to everybody ad nauseum.
@ncd - So is it "that Lisa Robinson makes me sick"...hahaha